#thanks dad!

[thechainsawtango]

MY DAD HAS NEVER WATCHED SAW (my favorite movie ever)

AND HE CALLS ME INTO HIS ROOM ALL LIKE “hey! I’m going over my old discs, and I found this trailer I think you’d wanna see!” it’s the trailer for Saw!

Okay, cool! I turn to leave, and he asks “don’t you wanna see what movie this is?” And I thought, I have nothing better to do, why not?

He turns on the movie, and I INSTANTLY know what movie this is. I turn to my dad and say, “Dad, this IS Saw.”

He checked out the disc a little more, we took it out, it was blank. I think it was possibly a copy that someone gave to him, trying to get him to watch it, but he never did. (He refuses to watch the Saw movies).

We go through the files, it’s Saw with BONUS features!

Anyways! He gave me the disc, and I have my own copy of Saw now!

This is the coolest thing ever!

[birdsribcage]

Just showed my dad a drawing of an oc I'm making and am really proud of and the only thing he could say was point out all mistakes :)

[vroomian]

Hm. I don’t attempt to write anything smart or deep or original because I fear that I am actually just fucking stupid and painfully derivative, and therefore incapable.

[eroticlizardfiction]

I take my driver's test today wish me luck!!

[meerealsssss]

apollo brings a bunch of gay kids to a pride parade

[tgirlwithreverb]

Shout out to Robert from the French quarter for ordering a cookie delivery and leaving it on his porch, the cookies and cream were mid, probably don't get those again, the regular ones are great though, appreciate you. Also the kid who left me half a pint of milk in the gutter, clutch as fuck.

[orrsoared]

I just saw that meme where it’s like “I grew up listening to rock, I grew up listening to country, well I grew up listening to…” and it’s a fucking audio clip from Felger and Mazz. So real 💀

[hardlyeverrains]

my father has not made me cry in a few years so i guess this was overdue

[jcsontodd]

Thinking abt how when mamaw asked where i was staying in the cabin this week, dad flippantly (and apparently seriously) said 'oh he can sleep in the kitchen on the floor'

[wishfulsketching]

I know you’re probably super busy but I HAVE to share this with someone. I found this absolutely insane shirt at my job (thrift store) and it’s been killing me to imagine Silco in it

You can't drop something like this to my askbox and not expect me to draw something

Moms usually drop the kids off to their playdate, time for the dads to meet.

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[iwritelmao]

Bruce: *gets kidnapped*

Clark: *suddenly becomes the scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Tim: *gets kidnapped*

Kon: *suddenly becomes the second scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Damian: *gets kidnapped*

Jon: *to the kidnappers* hey guys! no, don’t worry, I’m just here to give yall a fair warning—hey dude shooting people isn’t nice—that you have maybe two minutes before Dami gets impatient and violent so you might just wanna let him go! yeah I can take him home!

[ferocioustrout]

sometimes I’m like wowwww I’m doing better. this is only because I have to be

[mythology-void]

girl you are killing it! girl i think it's dead! girl you can stop STABBING

[stealingpotatoes]

I Always love thinking of the AUs where Anakin/Vader raises the twins, partially because of his immaculate dad T-shirts, and also I just love thinking of how he’d react to either of the twins dating a literal criminal (yk ignoring Anakin’s own numerous war crimes) cause I’m sorry Han but you don’t stand a chance

maybe someone should stop ignoring his crimes actually

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[mellosdrawings]

Guess what happened to my dog yesterday.